Tasmania attorney-general Lara Giddings told reporters: "We have a problem with wallabies entering poppy fields, getting as high as a kite and going around in circles.

"Then they crash. We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high."

Apparently a manager for one of two Tasmanian companies that make the legal opium said "wildlife and livestock - including deer and sheep - that eat the poppies are known to "act weird".  No shit! I wonder if ducks in Amsterdam are taking day trips to the British countryside? 

Apparently all of the Wallabies are now in rehab, Tasmanian officials have recovered a large ammount of belts and spoons found in the crop circles.